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Superbru overtakes Swaziland

I am delighted to announce that, yesterday, the population of the Republic of Superbru overtook that of the Kingdom of Swaziland. Our citizenship of 1,132,657 people continues to grow and prove the benefits of immigration at a moment in history when borders are being closed and walls erected across the Western world.

Next in our sights is an unnatural pairing: East Timor (1.17m) and the Canadian province of Manitoba (1.21m), unless either can turn on some enhanced net migration over the next couple of months (Manitoba probably has a good chance of doing this given what's about to happen on its southern border).

King Mswati III has joined the long line of heads of state who've not seen fit to send me a congratulatory note when we've steamed past them. While he has a Twitter account with 176 followers, he has not yet made an inaugural tweet. His Twitter bio advises that "King Mswati, the king of Swaziland, has a net worth of 200 million US$. The king, ascending to the throne at a tender age of 18." Pretty punchy to smash your net worth into your Twitter bio. And I love the way it leaves you hanging. What happened when he ascended to the throne at a tender age of 18?

The closest I've got to Swaziland is the fine town of Piet Retief in the deep south of Mpumalanga, on a road trip with my parents from Durban to the Kruger Park in 1989. I know embarrassingly little about the Kingdom and have had to resort to Wikipedia to celebrate this milestone.

A couple of key facts:
  • The motto of Swaziland is "Siyinqaba", which pleasingly can be interpreted as "We are a riddle" or "We hide ourselves away". A better motto for a country I've not heard.
  • 14% of modern Swaziland's exports are comprised of odoriferous substances. I confess that the word odoriferous was new to me, so I looked it up. It means "having or giving off a smell, especially an unpleasant one." I'm pleased to know the meaning of the word, but remain uncertain as to what kinds of unpleasantly smelling substances Swaziland exports and indeed why external buyers purchase them.
Are you a Swazi? Have you been to Swaziland? Tell us about the Kingdom!
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No uncertainty there dear General. "Odoriferous" refers to the bunch of idiots who run the country under the ultra-odoriferous king who has plundered the nation himself in pursuit of personal wealth. And the US$ 200 million is about the biggest understatement on Twitter you are ever likely to read.
15 Jan 18:16
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One of these days we will be passing Namibia ,,,,, Bru Greeting ,,,, (",)
16 Jan 12:24
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Thank you
17 Jan 07:15
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close to passing Mauritius. :)
20 Jan 07:24
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Maybe one day superbru will pass Nigeria population
20 Jan 18:12
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Interesting stuff, General !!
22 Jan 05:48
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When do you think the Republic of SB will pass China and take the first place?
25 Jan 09:01
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I would still like to know what percentage of the 1,132,657 players registered are active?? Looking at the number of players who play the major tournaments my guess would be somewhere around 250,000 active players... How many have multiple profiles because they've forgotten passwords or email addresses... How many just join to play a once off office pool and then never return... I think you have at least 700,000 dormant profiles, maybe the population should be compared to the population of some large cemeteries? Just yanking your chain General, I guess we all have some sort of statistic we like to keep our minds occupied with... I'm counting down the days to 15,000 caps and my eligibility to join The General's Club!!
25 Jan 19:33
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Lobby, as with American presidents (unfortunately), once you are a citizen of the Republic, you're always a citizen, regardless of your mortal status :)

Look forward to seeing you in the Club! 27 Jan 16:09
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Great work General and the Superbru Team!! big thanks to all of you!!
2 Feb 12:44
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I was there in January this year, and it's a beautiful country populated by very friendly people. It is very much an absolute monarchy, and the people are in thrall to the King. There is definitely a significant wealth inequality within the country, but that is the same as most places in Southern Africa. It's definitely worth a visit, and you will be made to feel very welcome.
3 Feb 13:51
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Woah
6 Feb 17:59